The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: NO

BAD IDEA

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Are You Sure He Said 'Pirate'?

"It's 'Yo ho ho,' not 'Yo yo yo!'"

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: So THAT's What You Meant

Two horse power, or 150 horsepower?

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: The One on the Mantlepiece?

"ALL THE SKULL JOHN.  I ACCIDENTALLY ALL THE SKULL."

The line belongs to angrybeige.  She wins all the things.

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Revenge

Nine and Ten did eventually discover the switch.  Revenge was subtle.

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Pants

Eight learned that the hiring of midget ninjas greatly enhances pranks

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Down The....WHAT?

While nicking Ten's sonic had been hilarious, convincing Alice that Wonderland was in the make-up bag was kind of cruel.

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: The Trouble with Duplicate Sonics

After nicking Ten's sonic and passing it off to Nine, Eight proceeded to convince both of them that the screwdriver did, indeed, belong to Nine

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Celery

It was all fun and games 'til Five hit Nine in the face with the celery

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Have They Gone Mad? Or Is This Brilliant?

In other news, broomsticks have been replace as the Quidditch vehicle of choice in favor of giant ducks

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Cross-Killing

Yeah, he may be a good spell-caster, but has anyone tried sticking an arrow between his eyes?

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Shelter

They originally thought it was just shelter from the rain.  Hagrid was ecstatic when they found out it was alive, though.

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Ducks Chilling

"Got a lighter?"

"Yeah.  Got thumbs?"

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Go 'Way, Muggles

At least if any Muggle came along, they could claim they were shooting a movie.

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Cross-Fandom Party

Out of everyone there, Four was the only one who noticed Alice.  Granted, Eleven might have as well, but River had kidnapped him early on.

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Where Are You?

"Amy?  Rory?  Did you get sucked into a dollhouse again?"

Spoiler Warning: Beka Cooper: Mastiff

We take a time out from our regularly-schedule TAotWS for a moment of silence for the late Matthias Tunstall.

Mattes, you were a wonderful partner to both Beka and Goodwin, and Lady Sabine loved you with all her heart.  You live in our memories forever.

We shall end with the single question, the three simple words that shall occupy my thoughts for a good while yet, and may even haunt me to the end of my time:

DAMMIT, TUNSTALL, WHY?!?

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: You Did That On Purpose

"I THOUGHT YOU SAID WE'D BE FACING GIANT ORCS."

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: The Most Popular Boy in Class

When he met his Fifth Incarnation, he didn't realize that all the others had joined his fanclub and were waiting to meet him.

The Adventures of the Whovian Shelf: Nearly Deadly

Pubbing and clubbing was more fun that he remembered, and the couch was just as nice as Rose had assured him.  Their only mistake was doing it on a night Jackie would be home.